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fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

(via thegirls-a-straightup-hustler)

theuppitynegras:

what in the name of Jesus

(Source: elliegoldeen, via flying-potayto)

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

(via intensional)

bandannarama:

The dialogue in this movie kills me.

(via hitlerwasntabadguy)

I just wanna make you cum, make you breakfast, and make you happy.

(Source: afrodite-xo, via devoidthefake)

s-c-i-guy:

Classic

(Source: everybodylovejessica, via hitlerwasntabadguy)

cozyqueen:

bruh porn titles be so extra and so outta line like u got shit like “HORNY TIGHT ASIAN TEEN GAGS ON MONSTER COCK” like relax why u so loud & specific.

(via spaceboundiza)

holdyourorgasm:

http://holdyourorgasm.tumblr.com/

(Source: spongy-moments, via lanuuuur)

awkwardsituationist:

earth day

(via fxntoozler)

rawrrritstatiana:

bruno mars fangirling over pete wentz will forever be my favorite thing in the world.

(Source: didney-worl-no-uta, via oestrogencookies)

muc-lovin:

so English it hurts

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

(via dont-judgemybutt)